A mysterious group of ninja called the Sora from the Sky Country makes a surprise attack on Konoha for vengeance due to Konoha nearly destroying the Sky Country during the last Shinobi World War. At the same time Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata are sent along to help a boy’s village. They accompany Amaru, the boy, and Shinnō, his sensei, back to the village. Later Naruto notices that Amaru is in fact a female due to her falling into the water for her scapel.
Meanwhile at Konoha, the Sora-nin retreat with their dwindling chakra supply. Tsunade sends another special team consisting of Kakashi, Shikamaru, Sai and Shino to look for their base and later on as the movie progresses Sai and Shino successfully destroy the ships which the sky ninja are stationed and thus leaving Konoha (the leaf village) victorious.
At Orochimaru’s lair, Orochimaru is now ill because the body transfer jutsu he uses is close to expiration. Orochimaru orders Sasuke to get a man who is able to help him perfect his reincarnation jutsu. Naruto and company reach Amaru’s village and finds the village in ruins and its inhabitants missing. Amaru triggers a trap while searching for the villagers but Shinnō protects her and dies in the process. After Amaru comes to her senses they continue to look for villagers.
Later on Hinata becomes separated from Sakura and Naruto. Naruto and Sakura later find themselves in front of an evil monster called Zero Tails, a being that feeds on the darkness of human souls and had somehow possessed Amaru. Sakura proves to be no match for the beast; the creature senses that Naruto has a huge dark energy/power inside of him so it taunts Naruto and tries to make him use that power causing him to take on the Nine Tailed Fox chakra and, eventually, goes into four-tails state. The present Sakura gave Naruto from Jiraiya contained a seal, which suppressed the Nine Tailed Fox chakra, allowing Naruto to take over. Naruto tells Amaru to ignore the darkness in her heart which finally results in the beast getting defeated.
Eventually they decided to separate; Naruto going on to look for the villagers and Hinata with Sakura returning to Konoha for help. Amaru, who was supposed to go with Sakura stays to help Naruto. Immediately, the ruins rise from the ground to reveal Ancor Vantian, a floating fortress. They decide to search in some ruins and find Shinnō alive. Amaru, excited that her sensei is alive runs to hug him, but Naruto notices something is not right and Shinnō laughs at Amaru for trusting him. Shinnō mentions that he’s been researching the power of darkness for about 15 years and he’s finally found it in Konoha, a secret scroll. He then transforms into a powered-up form and fights with Naruto, overwhelming Naruto with his Revival technique. Amaru reminisces about her past. When she was small, she suffered from a strange illness. No one tried to help her, fearing that they would be infected. Only Shinnō cared for her and managed to cure her. She admits her love to Shinnō, distracting him, allowing Naruto to land an attack. Naruto prepares to finish Shinnō off with Rasengan when Sasuke appears and intervenes Naruto’s attack with Chidori. Sasuke tells Shinnō that Orochimaru needed help with the reincarnation jutsu. At first Shinnō refuses to cooperate and tries to defeat Sasuke until he collapses and all his power and muscle drain away. Sasuke reveals that he had attacked Shinno minutes earlier with Chidori Senbon at his vital chakra points to cut off his chakra flow. Shinnō gives Sasuke the scroll to perfect the reincarnation jutsu and leaves via a trap door.
Sasuke leaves and is pursued by Naruto and end up in a room with a giant cocoon which is absorbing dark chakra. Shinnō reveals the cocoon to be Zero Tails. He then fuses with the cocoon and transforms into a monster. Shinnō captures them and starts to absorb their chakra; Sasuke releases the curse seal and Naruto releases the Nine Tailed Fox chakra, overloading him and freeing them from his grasp. They then defeat him. Shinnō reveals that now Reibi is now unleashed, whose energy starts to overtake the fortress.
In the meantime Konoha successfully infiltrates and destroys the Sora-ninja’s base. Amaru finds the villagers and Hinata in a cell and frees them all. Naruto appears again and orders Amaru to leave the ruins while he remains there to destroy it. Amaru refuses but is forced to leave by Sasuke. Naruto thanks Sasuke before using Rasengan to send Sasuke away also, saying a silent goodbye. Naruto then proceeds destroying the ruins sending him in a freefall. Amaru, from a distance sees Naruto and grabs a pair of sora-ninja wings and tries to save him. Upon reaching him, she grabs him and they fall together. Jiraiya suddenly appears out with Gamabunta and catches the two, saving them. Sasuke returns and gives Orochimaru the scroll. Sasuke later thinks of Naruto’s goodbye to him: “I will definitely bring you back to Konoha,Sasuke”.
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The opening scene of the movie shows a prediction of what should happen in the future of the movie. It shows Naruto battling a monster, only to be impaled by its tail, killing him and the Nine Tailed Fox inside of him. A funeral is held for Naruto in his home village, to which Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee and Neji Hyuga are shown to attend, along with others. Finally, the scene shows Tsunade looking out her window, asking if ‘Everything is just decided by fate’. The setting then returns to a few days previous, where a man named Yomi attacks a shrine to retrieve the spirit of Mōryō, a demon who attempted to take over the world and create his “Thousand Year Kingdom”. Since he is lacking a body, Yomi offers his as a temporary substitute until they can retrieve Mōryō’s original one.
The only threat to Mōryō’s plan is a priestess named Shion, who has the ability to seal his spirit away once more. He raises a stone army from their slumber to attack the rest of the world while his four subordinates go to eliminate Shion. They are given special chakra creatures to enhance their strength.
To deal with the threat, Konohagakure sends out many advance teams to stall the stone army. Naruto, Sakura, Lee and Neji are sent to guard Shion and deliver her to the shrine where Mōryō’s body is kept. They fend off Shion’s four would-be assassins, and, afterwards, Shion prophesies Naruto’s upcoming death. Shion’s total acceptance of “fate”, as well as her selfish attitude, provokes Naruto into antagonizing her. As they head for the shrine, they are again ambushed by the assassins and, ultimately, Shion is killed.
This turns out to be a ruse: the dead “Shion” is actually her servant, Taruho, acting as a decoy, via Shadow Mirror Body Transfer Jutsu. After Neji orders Naruto to escort Shion to the temple alone, Shion explains that her predictions work by using others’ lives to protect her own. Naruto insists that he will not die, and likewise will keep Shion safe.
With teamwork, Sakura, Lee and Neji defeat the assassins, and at the mountain temple where Mōryō’s body is kept, Naruto and Shion find the stone army waiting. Naruto holds the army back while Shion heads inside to begin the sealing ritual. Yomi is already inside, and tricks Shion into beginning the technique with him inside the barrier, allowing Mōryō’s spirit to reunite with his body. With the stone army being destroyed by Kakashi, Shikamaru, Guy and Temari, Naruto comes to rescue her. About to see her prediction of his death (the opening scene) come true, Shion uses her power to change Naruto’s fate. She is able to tap into her true powers, intending to kill herself and Mōryō to save Naruto (with whom, she has developed feelings for). Naruto stops her seconds before her death, and creates a gigantic Rasengan(Chō Chakra Rasengan [literally: Super Chakra Spiraling Sphere]) by combining Shion’s chakra with his. Naruto drives the Rasengan into Mōryō and obliterates it.
After the ending credits, Naruto asks Shion what she intends to do now. She replies that Mōryō was a demon created by the dark thoughts of men, and that there is bound to be another Mōryō someday. Because of this, she says that she must continue the line of priestesses that will suppress demons like Mōryō. Shion then asks Naruto if he will help her (a double entendre asking if he will be the father of her child), much to the shock of Sakura, Kakashi, and Lee. Naruto, clueless as usual, agrees without realizing the second meaning of her question.
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NARUTO(TV)
Opening Theme:
#01: "Rocks" by Hound Dog
#02: "Haruka Kanata (遥か彼方)" by Asian Kung-Fu Generation
#03: "Kanashimi wo Yasashisani" by little by little
#04: "GO!!!" by FLOW (eps 78-103)
#05: "Seishun Kyosokyoku (青春狂騒曲)" by Sambomaster (eps
#06: "No Boy, No Cry (ノーボーイ・ノークライ)" by Stance Punks
#07: "Namikaze Satellite (波風サテライト)" by Snowkel
#08: "Re:member" by FLOW
#09: "YURA YURA" by Hearts Grow
E01: "Rise" by Jeremy Sweet and Ian Nickus
E02: "Haruka Kanata (遥か彼方)" by Asian Kung-Fu Generation
E03: "GO!!!" by FLOW
E04: "Seishun Kyosokyoku" by Sambomaster
E05: "No Boy, No Cry (ノーボーイ・ノークライ)" by Stance Punks
E06: "Namikaze Satellite (波風サテライト)" by Snowkel
E07: "Re:member" by FLOW
E08: "YURA YURA" by Hearts Grow
Ending Theme:
#01: "Wind" by Akeboshi (eps 1-25)
#02: "Harmonia (ハルモニア)" by Rythem (eps 26-51)
#03: "Viva Rock ~Japanese Side~" by Orange Range
#04: "ALIVE" by Raiko
#05: "Ima made Nando mo (今まで何度も)" by the Mass Missile
#06: "Ryusei (流星)" by Tia
#07: "Mountain A Go Go Too" by Captain Stridum
#08: "Hajimete Kimi to Shabetta" by GagagaSP
#09: "Nakushita Kotoba (失くした言葉)" by No Regret Life
#10: "スピード (Speed)" by Analog Fish
#11: "Soba ni Iru Kara (そばにいるから)" by Amadori
#12: "Parade (パレード)" by CHABA
#13: "Yellow Moon" by Akeboshi
#14: "Pinocchio" by Ore Ska Band
#15: "Scenario" by SABOTEN

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN(TV)
Opening Theme:
#1: "Hero's Come Back!!" by nobodyknows+
#2: "distance" by LONG SHOT PARTY
#3: "BLUE BIRD" by Ikimono-Gakari
#4: "CLOSER" by Inoue Joe
#5: "Hotaru no Hikari" by Ikimono-Gakari
#6: "SUMMER FREAK" by FLOW
#7: "Toumei Datta Sekai" by Motohiro Hata
#8: "Diver" by NICO TOUCHES THE WALLS
#9: "Lovers" by 7!! Seven Oops
Ending Theme:
#01: "Nagare Boshi ~Shooting Star~" by HOME MADE Kazoku
#02: "Michi ~ to you all" by aluto
#03: "KIMI MONOGATARI" by little by little
#04: "Mezamero! Yasei" by MATCHY with QUESTION?
#05: "Sunao na Niji" by surface
#06: "Broken Youth" by NICO TOUCHES THE WALLS
#07: "Long Kiss Good Bye" by HALCALI
#08: "BACCHIKOI!!!" by DEV PARADE
#09: "Shinkokyuu" by SUPER BEAVER
#10: "My Answer" by Seamo
#11: "Omae Datanta (It Was You)" by Kishidan
#12: "For You" by Azu
#13: "Jitensha (Bicyecle)" by Oreskaband
#14: "Utakata Hanabi" by Supercell
#15: "U Can Do It" by Domino
#16: "Mayonaka no Orchestra" by Aqua Timez
#17: "Freedom" by Home Made Kazoku
#18: "Yokubou O Sakebe!!!" by OKAMOTO's

Kata Kata Lucu. Apakah kalian merasa stress? entah itu akibat tekanan pekerjaan, galau karena masalah cinta, atau karena sebab lainya? atasi saja dengan kata kata lucu ini. ya humor memang terbukti dapat menghilangkan rasa stres. dengan tertawa. secara tidak langsung kalian bisa memberikan energi positif pada tubuh dan menghilangkan stress.



Sebelumnya saya juga posting artikel tentang Status lucu yang dijamin pasti lucu, bagi temen temen yang suka nongkrong di facebook bisa menggunakan status lucu yang saya berikan itu untuk update status fb kalian, dijamin fb kalian akan semakin rame. selain itu juga bisa kalian kirimkan kepada temen temen sebagai bahan becandaan.

Back to Kata Lucu, perlu kalian ketahui ya kata kata lucu ini membuat saya terpingkal pingkal setiap kali membacanya. dan usahakan membaca kata lucu ini di rumah saja jangan di tempat tempat umum karena akan sangat beresiko. kalian akan dikira gila oleh orang orang lantaran tertawa sendiri. #:p berikut kata kata lucunya silahkan disimak.

Kumpulan Kata Kata Lucu Gokil

Doaku Pagi ini : Ya Tuhan jika dia jodohku dekatkanlah, tapi kalau dia bukan jodohku.
Temennya juga gak apa apa kok

Co : Neng, minta tanda tangannya dong
Ce : boleh, dimana bang?
Co : nih, di buku nikah

Seorang pemulung telah menemukan buku porno dijalan, tiba tiba dibukalah buku tersebut "Ya Tuhan", "Ya ampun", Ya abissss.

Budi : Gus, kok motor lo gaada spionnya?
Agus : Iya bro, Sengaja .Gue udah move on, ga mau ngeliat kebelakang lagi..Sakit hati gue, sakit.

SELAMAT!!!!!!
andalah pemenang door prize dari pasta gigi!
anda berhak untuk mendapatkan Mercedes Benz..
anda cukup mengirimkan 2 gigi depan anda beserta gusinya

Peringatan pemerintah : Hati2 THD smua ungkapan cinta dan rayuan lewat sms, karaa semuanya bohongan kecuali sms dari ku.

Pintar itu, bisa menguasai matematika, fisika, kimia, bhs inggris DLL | Cerdik itu, bisa mencontek org yg pintar.

Sukses dengan single "dimarahin Tuhan" anang-aurel sedang menyiapkan single terbaru berjudul "dipanggil Tuhan"

Co : Neng, kenapa ikan asin rasa'y asin
Ce : gak tau bang, Emang kenapa?
Co : karena manisnya udah ada di kamu
Ce : #nelenikanasin

Kerjaan kamu apa berani lamar anak saya? | Nganggur pak, makanya saya cari lowongan di hati anak bapak

Ketika anda lihat setan jangan lah anda takut, takut lah ketika anda sedang ngaca

Jika kamu tak mampu meyakinkan dan memukau seseorang dengan kepintaranmu, bingungkan dia dengan kebodohanmu

Cintailah tetangga, Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.

Km Tau Gak?! BMG : Badan Meteorologi Geofisika, berubah nama jadi OMG setelah ngeliat paras secerah kamu.

Nama kamu ga mungkin jadi jawaban quiz, kecuali pertanyaannya "siapa wanita yang paling cantik?

Ce : Yank Kita Putus..
Co : Kenapa Say, Sayang sekali Padahal aku Baru Beli Mobil sama Rumah baru Lho
Ce : $_$ Hehehe, Aku Cuma Becanda Kok Say
Co : Dan Aku juga Becanda kok,wkwkwk #GUBRAKK
Ce : #Nelencowoknya

Hidup itu cuma sebentar, Ngejomblonya yang kelamaan.

Mau tau isi SMS Nazaruddin kepada SBY ketika tertangkap di Kolumbia?... nah ini dia isi SMS nya "Pak, saya Nazaruddin., ini no baru saya, tolong kirimi pulsa 10 ribu., jangan telpon atau sms, saya sedang ada masalah di kantor polisi Cartagena-Columbia" #ngakak

Kata Kata Lucu Gokil

Tips selamat berkendara :
1. Berhenti saat lampu merah, jalan saat lampu hijau
2. Jgan berkendara sambil joget2
3. Jangan tiduran di jalan
4. Kalau jalannya belok jgan lurus.

Kenangan indah bersamamu akan ku ingat sampai lupa.

Setinggi-tingginya burung bangau terbang, akhirnya jadi kecap juga.

Suatu hari ada angin puting beliung yang dahsyat, rumah2 rata dengan tanah tetapi anehnya ada sebuah warung yang masih berdiri dengan tegak, setelah di selidiki ternyata warung itu menjual TOLAK ANGIN pantes aja warungnya gak rubuh

Manusia VS Cicak
Manusia lagi santai baca koran tiba-tiba Cicak beol tepat mengenai si Manusia.
Sambil marah-marah
Manusia :"Cicak, sialan lu. beol lu kena gue nich !"
Dengan pede cicak menjawab
Cicak :"Manusia, dasar tidak tahu diri. tau gak gue terbeol-beol gini gara-gara seharian nahan plafon rumah lu ini
biar tidak runtuh !!"

Sebuah kisah sukses
Dalamalam waktu setahun WARTO dapat sekaligus mendirikan WARTEG,
WARTEL & WARNET.
Tapi WARTI hanya butuh waktu setengah menit dpt "mendirikan" WARTO.

Andaikan pacaran itu seperti Esia. "Pacar putus? Kami ganti!"

Co : Neng abang punya tebakan nih
Ce : apaan bang?
Co : Cecak apa yang bisa bikin mati?
Ce : Cecak beracun
Co : Salah..!!
Ce : terus apa dong?
Co : Cecak nafas kalo ngeliat senyum manismu.
Ce : #Keselekcecak

Untung sekali cinta itu buta. Coba kalo bisa ngelihat? orang jelek pasti ngga laku. #ups

Istri : Sayang..make up ini buat aku keliatan jelek ga???
Suami : Nggak..mukamu kamu itu loh yang membuatmu jelek

Budi : yah masa tadi disekolah aku dikatain suka sesama jenis. padahal kan aku ga homo.
bokap : kamu tonjok dong yg ngatain kamu kaya begitu.
Budi : ah ga tega yah. abis yg ngatain aku ganteng bgt tau yah. macho lagi orangnya.. #maho

Agus : nek bagi duit dong
Nenek : oh mau jajan ya cu. nih #ngasi duit Rp50
Agus : yaelah nek duit segini dapet apaan.
Nenek : dulu mah pas nenek seumuran kamu duit segitu disupermarket bisa dapet parfum,coklat toblerone,coklat silverqueen,es krim,ciki, minuman botol 1 liter,sampo, sabun mandi, sabun colek, indomie,sarimie, 1 kotak cococrunch, susu bubuk, susu kaleng dan masi banyak lagi cu.
Agus : anjrit nek. ampe bisa ngeborong
Nenek : wets iya dong cu. tapi sekarang udah susah cu
Agus : emang kenapa nek
Nenek : iya soalnya disupermarket sekarang udah banyak CCTV

Udin : hai cantik boleh kenalan.?
Rahma : Boleh
Udin : nama kamu siapa.?
Rahma : Rahma
Udin : Wuidih namanya secantik orangnya
Rahma : Makasih
Udin : kalo boleh tau lengkapnya apa.?
Rahma : RAHMAT SISWANTO

kamu kalo udah gede nanti mau jadi apa nak.?
pragawati bu. | GA BOLEH.! | yaudah jadi suster aja | KAGA BOLEH JUGA | yaudah jadi pramugari ya bu | APALAGI ITU. GA BOLEH | ini ga boleh itu ga boleh. kenapa sih bu.? | *nangis kejer* KAMU ANAK LAKI BAMBAAANG.

Dulu papaku nyuruh aku sekolah sampai jenjang S3. Setelah ketemu kamu, aku cuma mau sampe ke jenjang pernikahan

Ce : bang, boleh minjem namanya ga.?
Co : buat apaan neng.?
Ce : ntar buat dijadiin nama belakang anak-anak kita

Sedekahnya mbak. Kasiani saya. Saya org susah. | Saya jg org susah pak. | Punya mobil gt. Susah apaan? | Susah move on.

Nah Itulah Kata-kata Lucu Dri Sya Tolong Like....OK.

Status Fb Lucu. Di jaman kayak gini siapa yang belum kenal sama jejaring sosial terbesar Facebook. terbukti di indonesia sendiri mulai dari anak anak sampai kakek kakek pada maen facebook, kalo kalian termasuk anak anak ato kakek kakek? :p. dari beragam pengguna facebook yang mencakup semua kalangan baik itu dari kalangan bawah menengah atas, tunggal atau ganda campuran, tak jarang kita menemukan status lucu yang pastinya bakalan bikin kalian guling guling sambil bilang wow.

Nah disini saya akan memberikan beberapa kumpulan Status Fb Lucu yang menurut saya sangat kocak, jadi kalau menurut kalian Status fb ini tidak kocak, masalah buat lo?(baca dengan logat sok imah)



Buat temen temen yang lagi galau mungkin abis di putusin pacar, atau lagi ada masalah sama homoannya #ups,mungkin Status Facebook lucu ini bisa sedikit menghibur, dan kalian juga bisa copas status ini untuk status facebook kalian, dijamin deh facebook kalian bakalan tambah exsis (nerangin dengan gaya sales) :p

Ok gay, berikut adalah status Fb Lucu silahkan disimak.

Kumpulan Status Fb Lucu

Apa saja sakit anda.Obatnya,tetap baygon.Sakit sembuh,nyawa melayang.

A:aduh min kok aku kelihatan tua ya ?
B:liat deh kulit becky 30an menjelang 40..
A:gua nanya keadaan kulit gua,bukan becky bego !

kalau binatang punya fb kira" statusnya apa ya ?
Babi : anjrit gua di fitnah nyebarin flu ! Sialan !
Sapi : aku diraba-raba lg sama majikanku !
Ayam : kalau besok gua gak update , berarti gua udah digoreng ,i love you all . .
Kambing : woy sekarang jngan pada keluar lg idul adha . Nanti bisa dimutilasi !

Tips mengatasi pacar yang cerewet :
1 ) Pegang tangannya
2 ) Lihat matanya dalam-dalam...
3 ) ...Kecup keningnya
4 ) Dan bisikkan di telinganya :
" GUA SOBEK-SOBEK BIBIRMU.."

Teletubies The Movie
Rating:20+
Genre:Horror

CLBK = Cebok Lama Bersih Kaga

Jadi pengen jalan2 ke BROTHER LAND (tanah abang)..

please deh, kalo mau coment atu ngelike sttus w ANTRE donk,, jangan berebut gtu, kasian dibawah ane ni.. statusnya sepi banget ga ada yang ngelike atau coment"

kalo Up Date status itu ga usah panjang2,yang singkat, padat, jelas dan berisi , kaya status gue ini ni.. singkat kan

"Untuk istriku di masa depan yang entah siapa, kalo lagi pacaran sekarang, buruan putus yah!!
Love, Papa "

Definisi kebodohan adalah minum ES ..ditiupin.

Keluhan ibu rumah tangga : pagi nyuci kain, siang angkat kain, sore jemur kain, malem gak pake kain

Cintailah pacar kamu, sebelum aku mencintainya

tahukah anda kalau RSSSSSSS adalah Rumah Sempit Sangat Sederhana Sekali Sehingga Sulit Senggama

jatuh dari sepeda - biasa
jatuh dari motor - lumayan sakit
jatuh dari mobil - bego berarti

Perjuanganku seperti Mario Bros, harus bantai naga dan monster kura2 buat dapet Tuan Putri #eaa

SUKSES adalah seberapa hokinya anda dalam taruhan piala dunia

Mukamu imut, tangan mu halus, kakimu sexy, badanmu . . . Kekar !!!

Cintaku ke kamu kan cuma stengah-stengah. Ya kira2 setengah mati gitu deh.

Who said english is easy to learn? if u say it, please answer the question and fill the blank with "Yes" or "No".
Q: _______, I am a Pig.

Status Facebook Lucu

menurut kabar burung, temen ane sakit..
menurut kabar, burung temen ane sakit..

Anda saat ini sedang membaca status pria dengan
pesona yang memiliki daya tarik seperti magnet .......wanita yang
bersuami dan memiliki pacar dilarang keras untuk komen distatus ini.

Status:Jika aku kumbang kamu jadi bunganya
Komen:Kalau Begitu,Jika aku yang hutang kamu yang bayar

Status=Cinta itu ibarat bunga yg menebarkan wangi kehidupan kepada pengagumnya
Komen=tapi,bagaimana kalau bunganya bunga bangkai

status=ukuran dari kadar cinta adalah keseriusan
komen=memang sekilonya brp?

MAAF, KAMI TIDAK MELARANG ANDA MEROKOK DISINI, TAPI MOHON ASAPNYA DITELAN!!

CLBK : Cuma Liat Beli Kaga

Datang tak diundang, pulang tak berkutang

SUSAH BERNAFAS? HUBUNGI KAMI KAMI MELAYANI: -PETI MATI -TERSEDIA PAKET PLUSPLUS *KARANGAN BUNGA *DAN KOSTUM KIRIM REG MAKAM KIRIM KE: KUBURAN "ANDA TEWAS, KAMI PUAS"

Kata Ustadz..cintailah tetangga asal jangan sampai ketangkap basah

Jika hidupmu dalam kegelapan, berdoalah. Karena hanya dengan doa hidupmu akan tenang dan terang. Namun jika engkau sudah berdoa dan suasana disekitarmu masih gelap, berarti anda belum BAYAR LISTRIK

Cinta ditolak, Uya Kuya bertindak. Yaa jelas lahh, Uya Kuya kan Bapaknya cinta

tips d saat pagi hari agar kta selamat :
1.jgn memanjat tiang listrik.
2.jgn minum baygon.
3.jgn tidur d tengah jalan raya.

Hari ini aku kangen banget sama kamu, aku sangat merindukanmu, aku ingin kamu kerumahku, PLEASE balik sama aku karena aku benar2 butuh seorang PEMBANTU!

Puluhan siswa-siswi terlibat baku tembak di lapangan sebuah SMA. Mereka saling menyatakan cinta.

Nah gimana gay? lucu kan?!(sambil bawa golok). semoga dengan Status fb lucu ini kalian bisa terhibur, tapi inget ya meskipun kalian sudah terhibur jangan sekali sekali menjadi wanita penghibur,apalagi cowok penghibur, kakek kakek penghibur dan sejenisny #ups. salam.